These are taken from one of my three favorite comedians
"Life With Woody" Mr.Woody Allen and his 10 inspirational
quotes than can improve yourself
It might take a little coffee (that's mine, Dr Robin) or
probably a few rounds of beer or any other booze you could
get your hands on when it comes to relaxing after a hard
day's work. Well, yeah I'm guilty about that one as well,
unless I'm caught dead wearing a lampshade over my head
after a few rounds of vodka... half-naked! Okay, bad
example and I apologize to everyone reading this after
getting nightmares about me in that state of drunken
stupor.( long ago in Dr Robin bad boy pass)
Just don't ask how it happened, please.
But what's really interesting is that how do people go
through the usual part of life when faced with vein-popping
stress? I mean, the new age thing like Zen or yoga is one
of the good things and it actually works. Is there room for
the intellectual side of people who can actually smell the
roses-in-a-can while on the move? It kind of had me
thinking that there really must be something in this
'mind-over-matter' thing.
Humor is indeed the best medicine there is whenever you
are. I mean anyone can pay good money to listen to a
comedian just to make you wet your pants after laughing so
hard. Despite of what's been happening, and to those who
has gone though the ordeal, it's better to just laugh while
facing the troubles with a clear mind than anger with a
clouded vision. One of my favorite celebrities of the three
( Robin Williams, Red Skelton)all time may have to be Woody
Allen. Now this is one guy who gives you the in-your-face
bluntness that he pulls out with gusto, even without even
trying. You can talk just about anything with a man, and
he's bound to mock the subject and you'll end up laughing
rather than being upset about it.
Woody Allen has this to say:
1. "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial
reasons." It sounds good to me, I mean the practicality of
all things does involve money but it doesn't have to take
an arm and a leg to get it.
2. "I believe there is something out there watching us.
Unfortunately, it's the government." 'Nuff said.
3. "There are worse things in life than death. Have you
ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?" This
happens to be one of the classic ones. I mean the issue
about life's little problems isn't all that bad, until 'he'
shows up.
Sure, relationships can get complicated, or does have its
complications that probably any author about relationships
is bound to discover it soon. We follow what our heart
desires, unless you're talking about the heart as in the
heart that pump blood throughout your body.
4. "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the
answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions." And
if you want more, just keep on asking!
5. "A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to
go to bed with me, she said 'no'." It sounds, 'practical',
I think.
And when it comes to everyday life, he really knows how to
make the best out of every possible scenario, and it
doesn't involve a lawsuit if he strikes a nerve.
6. "Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the
bath and she'd come in and sink my boats." I never had a
boat in my bathtub before. Just staring at it while soaking
in hot water makes me seasick already.
7. "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there
when it happens." If it rains, it pours.
8. "I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out
of my nose." It could get worse when you're guzzling on
beer... or mouthwash, and it happened to me once!
9. "If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your
plans." At least he doesn't smite us with lightning, and
I'm thankful for that.
And despite of what may happen to all of us in the next
ten, twenty, or even thirty years, I guess we all have to
see things in a different kind of light and not just
perspective. I can't seem to imagine life without any piece
of wisdom that could guide us. Whether we're religious or
not, it takes more courage to accept your fears and learn
how to deal with them is all that matters when it comes to
even just getting along.
And to sum things up, here is the last nugget of wisdom to
go by... however, whenever, and wherever we may be.
10. "The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking
what you have, instead of what you don't have."
I hope this lighten the load. Remember, you must able to
laugh at yourself before you can laugh with some one else
and or at some one else. So go look in the mirror and start
laughing. God really does have a sense of humor. Your
reflection proves it.
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"Dr. Robin", the well known MLM Radio personality is and
has built his "honorary" doctorate in the Network Marketing
world and has had experience in numerous other network
marketing companies. He is a nationally recognized expert
in the network marketing business.Dr. Robin is the current
host of his radio show, "Networking with the Blindguy" with
up to 3.8 million listeners
daily.http://gorillatalkradio.com
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